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Most Common Breakup Reason In Every State

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Just can’t do it anymore, Frank. Yes, it’s us, Frank. We’re sorry. We know a 50-state slideshow is probably not the best way to tell you this. But you’ve changed. You’ve gotten mean and bitter over the years. And gosh, life is long, if you give it a chance. We can’t stay trapped in this relationship with you. Not anymore, Frank. All of our stuff will already be gone by the time you read this. Don’t beat yourself up. Try to find happiness again.

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