WOODSIDE, CA—Noting that he had gotten too big for his britches since he uploaded the photo, sources confirmed Tuesday that local dad Brian Flannery was really letting his newfound fame from a Nextdoor coyote post go to his head. “Seriously, he gets 14 likes on a blurry, zoomed-in picture he took of a coyote on his block, and all of a sudden, he thinks he’s hot shit,” said Flannery’s son Garrett, adding that the father of two would not shut the fuck up about all the likes, reactions, and comments he’d gotten after his “Coyote Spotted on Alta Mesa Rd” post was marked as a “popular post” on the Woodside Nextdoor group. “I realize this is all very exciting for him, and that several people have commented things like ‘great pic’ and ‘best pic of him yet,’ but Dad’s taking it too far. He keeps talking about how his post outperformed a neighbor’s post about a robbery. It’s so sad. He’s even referring to himself as ‘the coyote guy.’” At press time, Garrett told reporters his father was inconsolable after another neighbor posted a blurry photo of a mountain lion on a local hiking trail and it blew his coyote post out of the fucking water.
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