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Rep. George Santos Faces Expulsion From Congress

Rep. George Santos (R-NY) faces a another motion to expel him from Congress this week following a House Ethics Committee report that found “substantial evidence” that he broke federal laws, including deceiving his donors, filing false campaign finance statements, and using campaign funds for personal expenses including travel, Botox, and OnlyFans. What do you think?

“I wish him luck in whatever identity he assumes next.”

Phyllis Sadler, Bell Toller

“I pray the people of New York’s third district will find an equally entertaining replacement.”

Lamar Eriquez, Microfiche Archivist

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“It’s only his first term—if we give him a chance, I’m sure he can get better at crime.”

Conrad Campos, Systems Analyst

 

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