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Some States To Begin Teaching Cursive In Schools Again

Some states like California are beginning to teach cursive to elementary school students for the first time in a decade, a move that supporters say will allow future generations to read historical documents, strengthen childrens’ fine motor skills, and also help teachers authenticate individual students’ work. What do you think?

“You never know when you’ll have to read a 30-year-old grocery list.”

Heath Fraley, Lint Sweeper

“Kids will do anything to read the original Magna Carta.”

Kara Maisto, Freelance Trainee

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“Good, fuck those left-handed kids.”

A.J. Lough, Library Planner

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