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Biden Administration Proposes Removal Of All Lead Water Pipes In 10 Years

A proposed mandate from the Environmental Protection Agency seeks to drastically reduce lead in the nation’s drinking water over the next 10 years by replacing all old pipes across the country, a measure that could cost $30 billion but would prevent exposure to the deadly toxin for millions. What do you think?

“Great, now I can finally stop drinking the pond water by my house.”

Matt Sokolov, Retired Negotiator

“So now the nanny state is telling us what toxins we can’t drink?”

Gracie Morant, Bail Bondsman

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“I think I’ll just stick to Diet Coke.”

Anthony Verrijssen, Cathedral Roofer

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