Coworker Unpacks Heartbreaking Container Of Leftover ‘Bachelor’-Themed Canapés For Lunch

AMARILLO, TX—Making it instantly clear that not many people had shown up for her viewing party a few nights ago, local woman Meghan Hough reportedly unpacked a heartbreaking container of leftover Bachelor-themed canapés for lunch at the office Friday. “Oh no, she’s heating up a whole plate of rose-shaped apple tartlets,” said visibly saddened coworker Susan Pickford, who had not attended the party and, after seeing the quantity of thematic finger foods that filled Hough’s large plastic container, did not have to consult her other coworkers to know that few of them had either. “This is just too hard to watch. She’s drinking from a heart-shaped straw and—oof—she just opened a ziplock bag labeled ‘one-on-one date bars.’ But the most the distressing thing is that she’s wiping her mouth with a customized “Here for the right reasons” napkin, which is clearly something she had to special order. My God, she really went all out for this party. Maybe some of us should have stopped by. This is really bad.” At press time, Hough’s coworkers had reportedly winced when she posted on the office Slack that there was a bowl of “fantasy sweets” in the kitchen for the taking.