While liberals claim to be accepting, many right-wing college students are relentlessly persecuted for their conservative beliefs. Here are many of the things that the so-called tolerant left refuses to tolerate on college campuses.
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Genghis Khan
Genghis Khan
The woke left claims to love sexual freedom, yet they are obsessed with canceling one of Asia’s most powerful emperors simply because he raped thousands of people.
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Saying Billy Joel’s Best Album Is 1980’s ‘Glass Houses’ And Not 1977’s ‘The Stranger’
Saying Billy Joel’s Best Album Is 1980’s ‘Glass Houses’ And Not 1977’s ‘The Stranger’
There’s nothing liberals hate more than getting challenged to a debate about Billy Joel’s greatest hits.
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Middle-Aged Guys Hanging Around, Unaffiliated With The University
Middle-Aged Guys Hanging Around, Unaffiliated With The University
Afraid they’ll learn something from a real American that’s not mentioned in any of your precious, elitist books?
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Sexual Assault
Sexual Assault
Of course this classic college pastime of drugging and violating other students is “forbidden” among the woke intelligentsia.
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A Racial Comment, No Matter How Tasteful
A Racial Comment, No Matter How Tasteful
Jeez, just trying to break the ice.
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Cartoon Wolves In Tuxedos That Howl At Women While Their Eyes Pop Out Of Their Heads
Cartoon Wolves In Tuxedos That Howl At Women While Their Eyes Pop Out Of Their Heads
Back in the 1950s, college campuses were filled with cartoon wolves unfurling their tongues and shooting steam out of their ears as busty women walked by!
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Gumball Machines
Gumball Machines
There used to be free gumball machines on every corner until leftists decided to ban them because they hate America and fun.
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Heteronormative Relationships
Heteronormative Relationships
Conservative students have been expelled for merely looking at a student of another gender.
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The Pope
Apparently, his hat makes him seem arrogant.
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Blackface
Probably because the tar is bad for the environment or some bullshit like that.
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Ben Shapiro Day
Ben Shapiro Day
Their refusal to celebrate the holiday established by the Trump administration shows just how little they care about American traditions.
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Genocide
Somehow, they got it into their heads that wiping out an entire race of people is “bad.”
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The Christian God
The Christian God
Yahweh, Divine Creator of Heaven and Earth, will be immediately detained by campus security if seen at a university.
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Gumby
For some reason, they just hate this green clay humanoid. Go figure.
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A Cappella
A Cappella
To be fair, no one should tolerate this.
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Hamburgers
Hamburgers
Okay, maybe not yet, but don’t you get fucking furious imaging it? And doesn’t that feel great?
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Men
This is why there are no men at college.
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You’ve Made It This Far…
You’ve Made It This Far…
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