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Things The Left Doesn’t Tolerate On College Campuses

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While liberals claim to be accepting, many right-wing college students are relentlessly persecuted for their conservative beliefs. Here are many of the things that the so-called tolerant left refuses to tolerate on college campuses.

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Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan

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The woke left claims to love sexual freedom, yet they are obsessed with canceling one of Asia’s most powerful emperors simply because he raped thousands of people.

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Saying Billy Joel’s Best Album Is 1980’s ‘Glass Houses’ And Not 1977’s ‘The Stranger’

Saying Billy Joel’s Best Album Is 1980’s ‘Glass Houses’ And Not 1977’s ‘The Stranger’

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There’s nothing liberals hate more than getting challenged to a debate about Billy Joel’s greatest hits.

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Middle-Aged Guys Hanging Around, Unaffiliated With The University

Middle-Aged Guys Hanging Around, Unaffiliated With The University

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Afraid they’ll learn something from a real American that’s not mentioned in any of your precious, elitist books?

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Sexual Assault

Sexual Assault

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Of course this classic college pastime of drugging and violating other students is “forbidden” among the woke intelligentsia.

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A Racial Comment, No Matter How Tasteful

A Racial Comment, No Matter How Tasteful

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Jeez, just trying to break the ice.

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Cartoon Wolves In Tuxedos That Howl At Women While Their Eyes Pop Out Of Their Heads

Cartoon Wolves In Tuxedos That Howl At Women While Their Eyes Pop Out Of Their Heads

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Back in the 1950s, college campuses were filled with cartoon wolves unfurling their tongues and shooting steam out of their ears as busty women walked by!

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Gumball Machines

Gumball Machines

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There used to be free gumball machines on every corner until leftists decided to ban them because they hate America and fun.

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Heteronormative Relationships

Heteronormative Relationships

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Conservative students have been expelled for merely looking at a student of another gender.

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The Pope

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Apparently, his hat makes him seem arrogant.

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Blackface

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Probably because the tar is bad for the environment or some bullshit like that.

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Ben Shapiro Day

Ben Shapiro Day

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Their refusal to celebrate the holiday established by the Trump administration shows just how little they care about American traditions.

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Genocide

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Somehow, they got it into their heads that wiping out an entire race of people is “bad.”

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The Christian God

The Christian God

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Yahweh, Divine Creator of Heaven and Earth, will be immediately detained by campus security if seen at a university.

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Gumby

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For some reason, they just hate this green clay humanoid. Go figure.

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A Cappella

A Cappella

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To be fair, no one should tolerate this.

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Hamburgers

Hamburgers

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Okay, maybe not yet, but don’t you get fucking furious imaging it? And doesn’t that feel great?

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Men

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This is why there are no men at college.

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You’ve Made It This Far…

You’ve Made It This Far…

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