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Virgin Atlantic Plane Fueled By Fat And Sugar Crosses Atlantic

In a test flight, Virgin Atlantic’s Boeing 787 successfully crossed the Atlantic ocean using a sustainable fuel blend of 88% waste fats and 12% synthetic aromatic kerosene derived from plant sugars. What do you think? 

“Just when I was finally getting into fracking.”

Janet Statton, Price Adjuster

“I hope I’m there to smell the explosion.”

Colby Gifford, Unemployed

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“Was it nonstop, or did it have to refuel at a Dunkin’ Donuts?”

Debbie Serota, Figurine Curator

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