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Rockstar Releases Trailer For ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’

A decade after the release of Grand Theft Auto V, Rockstar released a much-anticipated trailer for the next installment of the fan-favorite series this morning. What do you think?

“I worry this will be a bad influence on the 40-year-olds who have been waiting for it.”

Ilana Abelardo, Garment Tester

“In this more enlightened age, I look forward to beating up sex workers instead of prostitutes.”

Herschel Adkins, Speed Reader

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“I hope they kept the part where you steal cars.”

Ron Qureshi, Junior Postman

 

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