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George Santos Turns To Cameo After Expulsion From Congress

George Santos, who was expelled from Congress last week for misuse of campaign funds, is now available on Cameo, where the self-described “former congressional ‘icon’” can be hired for $350 to send a quippy greeting to anyone interested in helping offset his legal fees. What do you think?

“Just like a politician to leave office and immediately get a cushy job with some cushy Silicon Valley company.”

Sanya Gilbert, Soup Ladler

“I look forward to continuing to enable him.”

Nasheem Dennin, Pant Sizer

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“I just hope he doesn’t get political like all the other influencers.”

Marcus Burks, Hamster Breeder

 

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