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McDonald’s To Launch New Spinoff Restaurant ‘CosMc’s’

McDonald’s is opening its pilot location of CosMc’s, a spinoff restaurant based on a space alien mascot from commercials in the ’80s and ’90s, in Bollingbrook, IL, where it will offer all-new menu items such as a tomatillo sandwich. What do you think?

“I don’t know if Illinois is ready for a fast food restaurant.”

Clinton Berg, Candle Inspector

“Surprising, since McDonald’s itself didn’t really take off.”

Marisela Knowles, Robotics Lab Janitor

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“Why not, I’ll try a new type of slop.”

Damien Luanda, Systems Analyst

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