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Americans Explain Why The Harvard President Should Resign

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“I’ve heard they usually have a big sundae bar at resignation parties with, like, jimmies and maraschino cherries. Big pile of fluff. Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla ice cream. Little wafers, you can take all you want. Oreo crumbles. Hot fudge. Whipped cream. Fluff. Did I already say that? Also, I heard they have clowns.”

The Onion

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