Taylor Swift Named Golf Magazine’s Club Of The Year

NEW YORK—After testing all the most popular woods, irons, and putters from top manufacturers, the editors of Golf Magazine announced Monday that they had officially named Taylor Swift their club of the year. “Taylor Swift has quickly become a favorite putter of both professionals and amateurs, who value the subtle design, the very soft feel, and easy handling,” said editor-in-chief David DeNunzio, noting the comfortable grip on the “Cruel Summer” singer’s legs, which can accommodate a wide variety of stroke styles. “After rigorous trials from our staff experts, we found that Taylor Swift’s smooth, flat forehead put her far above the fray in terms of any putter released this year. What Taylor Swift lacks in some of the bells and whistles of newer models, she more than makes up for in length and number-one hits. Putters are handled more than any other club by their owners, so it’s important to invest in one built to last. That said, you do have to commit to taking care of Taylor Swift, who can easily sustain damage if not weatherized properly. We recommend a custom-made slipcover from our store to protect her head while she sits in your bag, though this will cause her singing to be muffled while she is in storage for the offseason.” Golf Magazine also named Ariana Grande its most-recommended tee for the third year running.