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Tesla Cyber Truck Called ‘Death Machine’ By Safety Experts

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Following the release of the Tesla cyber truck’s official specs and crash test data, some safety experts have weighed in calling the new vehicle a “death machine,” citing its poor sight lines, substandard crash test results, 3.5-ton weight, and sharply angled steel body. What do you think?

“This is why it’s important not to do crash tests.”

Faima Brown, Brewery Tour Assistant

“Sorry, but sharp, blind, and heavy is what consumers want.”

Darryl Federspiel, Financial Distiller

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“Tesla has to preserve its brand identity.”

Ian Salazar, Systems Analyst

 

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