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Goldfish Threaten Native Species In Great Lakes

Household goldfish released into the wild have multiplied and become an invasive species in the Great Lakes, growing up to 16 inches long and capable of eating nearly anything, including algae, plants, eggs, and invertebrates. What do you think?

“I knew I was right to kill as many of those things as I could when I was a kid.”

Laszlo Aleman, Celebrity Cataloger 

“Why must every prize I win at the fair end in destruction and chaos?”

Jenni Fiola, Dog Walker

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“Just flush the lake.”

Owen Harrington, Unemployed

 

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