Jesus' Coming Back

Not Getting Any Younger!

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Time to grow up and move home to Eau Claire, WI, say your grandparents. That girl you took to the prom has a good job at the VA hospital and could make room in her life—and condo—for a handsome, single, 34-year-old guy.

The Onion

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