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2 Montana Men Charged With Killing More Than 3,000 Eagles

Simon Paul and Travis John Branson were indicted for allegedly killing an estimated 3,600 birds in Montana, including federally protected bald eagles, the pair selling the feathers on the black market. What do you think?

“Killing a few dozen eagles here and there doesn’t sound like a lot, but it adds up.”

Walter Binns, Systems Analyst

“Why kill bald eagles when there are plenty of birds that actually deserve it?”

Allison Espinosa, Holistic Healer

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“Only fair for the eagles to kill 3,000 of us.”

Dirk Hada, Beekeeper

 

The Onion

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