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Americans Answer Whether ‘Die Hard’ Is A Christmas Movie

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Die Hard is a Christmas movie. This is for three big reasons. The first reason is because there is Santa in it. Santa is the president of Christmas, and he is very important. The second reason is because it happens on Christmas. This is one of the most important reasons why it is a Christmas movie. Lastly, there are Santa hats, which are hats you wear to pretend to be the president of Christmas named Santa. These are the reasons Die Hard is a Christmas movie.”

The Onion

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