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Elon Musk’s Mom Defends Son On X

Maye Musk, Elon Musk’s mother, defended her son against the FCC and President Biden in an X post reading: “His goal is to make this world a better place. @POTUS wants to stop him. Have you any idea how furious I am?” What do you think?

“It’s about time someone on that site breathlessly rushed to his defense.”

Ned Chase, Paternity Expert

“Just when I thought he couldn’t be more alpha.”

Amanda Slowey, Root Canal Observer

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“She’s still on X? There is truly no limit to a mother’s love.”

Stanley Eagan, Window Critic

 

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