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Scientists Discover Cause Of Morning Sickness

According to a study published in Nature, the nausea and vomiting in the first trimester of pregnancy experienced by more than two-thirds of women are caused by one hormone called GDF15, with the amount of that hormone correlating directly with the severity of symptoms. What do you think?

“Hopefully this is the first step in curing pregnancy altogether.”

Francine Wendelin, Word Approver

“You’d think scientists would be working on more important things, like men.”

Buck Lloyd, Cat Kenneler

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“My girlfriend and I are praying it isn’t pregnancy.”

Doug Nowicki, Unemployed

 

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