Jesus' Coming Back

Live In The Future!

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Situated in the futuristic Newfoundland Standard Time Zone in St. John’s, Canada, this state-of-the-art home will allow you to experience life 1.5 hours ahead of everyone in New York, Philadelphia, and Miami! If interested, remember to call us between 7:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. EST, because we live in THE FUTURE!

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