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$10 Million Of Meth And Cocaine Found In Barrels Of Jalapeño Paste

U.S. Customs found over 3,000 pounds of methamphetamine and over 500 pounds of cocaine smuggled in barrels of jalapeño paste in San Diego, with the narcotics estimated to be worth $10 million. What do you think?

“Be careful not to touch your eyes after handling that meth.”

Francine biezie, Faith Healer

“We need to stop criminalizing creativity.”

Mason Tamas, Prescription Labeler

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“Needs cilantro.”

Joshua Guichard, Infant Counselor

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