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The most popular show on Netflix for young children, CoComelon made a huge splash today releasing a new song about little boys putting on dresses to dance for grown men. Yikes! That’s not the only new song they released though – here are ten other woke new CoComelon songs coming to Netflix!
- Mary Was A Little Man: Whose name used to be “Dave”.
- One Little, Two Little, Three Little Dads: A great introduction to numbers for your little one.
- The Wokey Pokey: It seems it really is what it’s all about.
- Baa Baa Sheep Of Color: There will be no wool for the “master”!
- If You’re Gay And You Know It: Clap away, kiddos!
- Mary, Mary, Tall And Hairy: A sweet nursery rhyme about the WNBA.
- Roe, Roe, Roe V. Wade: Your toddler will love this merry take on the old classic!
- The Drag Queen On The Bus: The graphics really make this one.
- Hush Little Baby, Don’t Say A Word About The New Identity We Gave You: A public school anthem.
- This Little Piggy Went To Boston Children’s Hospital: That poor piggy eating roast beef missed out!
With delightful woke songs like these, it’s no wonder CoComelon is the most-watched children’s show on the planet!
Not Satire: As we spend time with loved ones during the Christmas holidays, it reminds us what is truly important in this crazy world… having a close-knit family! In our busy lives, this can be hard to prioritize. So, we have the perfect resource for you to begin a new year packed with quality time and family bonding – the Freedom Island Book Club!
Imagine the joy your children will experience as they look forward to a new book being delivered to your home each month. Your family will get to read a fun story about different pro-God, pro-America values such as humility, perseverance, and the importance of honesty. Plus, with the Freedom Island Book Club, you not only get a new book every month but also exclusive games and discussion questions at the back of each book. Perfect for family nights!
This holiday season, step away from screens and dive into the simple joy of family time. Let’s make 2024 the year of connection. Join the Freedom Island Book Club, and let the stories bring your family closer, one book at a time. It’s an investment in the most precious gift of all, your family.
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