Childhood Memory Of Kissing Cousin Suddenly Bubbles To Surface During Game Of Charades
HAVERHILL, MA—With the scene buried deep in the local woman’s subconscious seeming to emerge out of nowhere, sources confirmed Monday that Lindsay Healy’s childhood memory of kissing her cousin had suddenly bubbled to the surface during a game of charades. According to sources, Healy’s once-repressed recollection of locking lips with her first cousin Dennis Deckert in her family’s basement when they were both 12 years old popped into her head without warning as she made a movie-camera hand gesture and attempted to act out clues that would prompt her teammates to guess The Shawshank Redemption. As she pantomimed tunneling out of prison and emerging from a river of sewage, Healy was reportedly trying to convince herself that it wasn’t weird or bad because they were just kids and didn’t know any better. At press time, Healy was seen kissing Deckert, who she is now happily married to, after he guessed the movie correctly.
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