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Mom’s Main Contribution To Political Discussion Occasional Disgusted Scoffing Noise

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ST. LOUIS—Her face fixed in a permanent grimace throughout the evening, local mother Deanna Murray’s main contribution to the political discussion taking place in her kitchen Monday was reportedly an occasional disgusted scoffing noise. According to sources, the 64-year-old woman balled her fists at the mention of the name Donald Trump, intermittently rolled her eyes during a discussion of President Joe Biden’s immigration policies, and silently ground her teeth at the mention of any other politician’s name. Several reports indicated that from time to time, Murray would abruptly walk out of the room shaking her head regardless of which side of the political debate had just made a salient point. At press time, Murray was said to have joined the fray at last, stating, “Can we please change the subject?”

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