Canada Requires All Men’s Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit

OTTAWA — A new law passed in Canada this week required all men’s room across the country to stock tampons in case Justin Trudeau pops in and happens to be on “that time of the month,” sources confirmed Wednesday morning.

Dubbed “Trudeau’s Law,” the new regulation ensures that men’s rooms will have everything the Prime Minister requires for his visits to the bathroom, from tampons to thick, extra-absorbent pads “for those heavy days.”

“This is a huge step forward in inclusivity for people named Justin Trudeau,” Trudeau said solemnly at a press conference Tuesday afternoon. He wiped away tears as he spoke. “I can finally feel comfortable going into the bathroom and knowing I’ll be able to take care of my hygienic needs, no matter what gender identity expression I’ve taken on for the day.”

“We are inclusive. We are diverse. We are Canada – and we will not apologize,” Trudeau said triumphantly while reporters cheered. “Well, we will apologize, but not for this.”

At publishing time, Trudeau had just used the ladies’ room like normal.

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