Dark, Mysterious Forces Compel Woman To Work Out To ‘High School Musical 2’ Soundtrack

TROY, MI—Infiltrating her mind, body, and spirit, dark, mysterious forces reportedly compelled local woman Celina Carini to work out Tuesday to the High School Musical 2 soundtrack. Extremely disturbed sources confirmed that chills ran down their spines as they observed Carini step onto a treadmill at the gym, open the Spotify app on her phone, and slowly type “high school mus” into the search bar with trembling hands as the ancient darkness overtook her. Several reports indicated that Carini was muttering “What time is it? Summertime” in a voice that sounded like her own, but in reality belonged to none other than the eldritch evil that possessed her to listen to the voices of Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, and the rest of the High School Musical 2 cast on loop for the duration of her 85-minute workout. At press time, sources close to Carini were speculating as to whether this was the same evil presence that had compelled the woman to watch the Disney channel original movie The Luck Of The Irish the night she found out her grandmother died.