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Court Documents Containing Names Of Jeffery Epstein’s Associates To Be Revealed

On Monday, the deadline for objections to the unsealing of names connected to the Jeffrey Epstein-Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking case will pass, allowing the identities of nearly 200 of Epstein’s associates to be confirmed. What do you think?

“Can’t wait to find out who’s on it and who I’ll pretend isn’t.”

Jarrett Brannan, Skydiving Trainer

“Nobody respects people’s privacy anymore.”

Trish Binger, Feline Chiropractor

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“And did the court say what day they’ll all mysteriously drop dead?”

Prakhar Acconcia, Spoon Shaper

 

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