WASHINGTON—Looking after the White House for a couple days while the president was out of town, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly made a few extra bucks this week house-sitting for the Bidens. “As far as side gigs go, house-sitting is easy money,” said the nation’s second-in-command, adding that it was always fun to stay in a nicer place than she was used to and pretend to be rich for a little bit. “All I have to do is walk the dogs once in the morning and once at night and take out the trash, and they’re giving me $50 a day for it. I’m basically getting paid to catch up on all of the shows on the channels that I can’t afford—it rules. Plus, Jill said I could eat whatever’s left in the fridge, since it would probably spoil by the time they got back. Don’t tell anyone, but Doug’s going to stay here, too.” At press time, sources reported the vice president had put her own place up on Airbnb while house-sitting to make double the cash.
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