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Live Together, It’s Time!

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This two-bedroom condo is perfect for you and Jessica. It’s been two years, and really, what are you so afraid of? You’d each get your own bathroom, there’s oak flooring throughout, and there’s something about the granite countertops that just screams “mature decision.” Low taxes!

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