Politicians Explain Why They Know More About Abortions Than Doctors

“I’ve threatened to sue enough doctors to basically be one now.”

“I’ve dropped enough teenagers off at Planned Parenthood to know the deal.”

“Read an article about it somewhere.”

“A lot of people don’t know this, but I was actually once aborted myself.”

“I tried to abort Eric three times. It didn’t take, but I picked up a few things.”

“If doctors are so smart, then why can’t they cure my ED?”

“You don’t have to go to medical school to dissect corpses in your basement for fun.”

“Doctors don’t realize the importance of keeping people poor and desperate.”

“Trust me, doctors don’t know jack.”

“I graduated from Harvard Medical School at the top of my class.”

“Most women spontaneously miscarry when they come within five feet of me.”

“You don’t spend your entire political career flip-flopping on an issue without picking up a few things.”

“You don’t know how I spent the summer of ’86.”

“Doctors can’t be objective when they’re so obsessed with doing no harm.”

“I let the Bible guide me on this issue, and there are no doctors in the Bible.”

“If doctors are so smart, how come football coaches get paid so much more?”