Defendant In Nevada Battery Case Attacks Judge

Defendant Deobra Delone Redden, 30, was in court to defend himself against charges of federal battery with a baseball bat when he leaped over a defense table and the judge’s bench, attacking Judge Mary Kay Holthus and inciting a brawl. What do you think?

“Perfect way to draw attention from your other crime.”

Juan Campos, Systems Analyst

“I blame the court’s open bar.”

Jasmine Laghari, Geode Polisher

“I’ve been saying for years judges need spiked gavels.”

Alfred Andersen, Brewery Tour Assistant

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