Things To Never Say To A Former Jeffrey Epstein Associate

Duh? That’s the whole point.

Buddy, that’s a clear violation of the magician’s code.

They have other interests too, you know.

Don’t be a tease with that adult diaper bullshit.

They mostly just left their itinerary up to a concierge named Ghislaine.

Instead of being envious of others, try practicing gratitude by being thankful you are part of the flesh trade at all.

Bring it up if you want, but get ready to have your phone blow up at all hours of the day and night.

Dude, can you just play it cool for once in your life?

You two have nothing in common.

Yes, she is. But you’ll have to work harder than that to get her secret prison cell number.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they already know the spiel by heart.

Shut up, or you’ll blow his cover. You can’t believably fake a death more than once.

That’s just going to make you come off stupid.

That’s the child sex worker, dummy!

You can probably show off your scatting abilities somewhere better than outside an arraignment.

Unfortunately, the window to participate in this particular trafficking network has closed.

That’s a bullshit deal, and Ghislaine knows it.

Crown Prince Rudolf, who committed suicide, thus opening the path to Franz Ferdinand’s ascension. But couldn’t you have looked this up on Wikipedia or something?

A little redundant. Why not just go with “I never wear wires.”

They had Fruit Roll-Ups and Go-Gurt, but that was more for the billionaires than the teenagers, surprisingly.

This is like shoving garlic in a vampire’s face.

What a silly question. Everybody loves ice cream.

It’s precedent to smother them in their sleep and make it look like suicide.

If you want Secretary Clinton to do a Q&A, that’s going to cost an extra $50,000.

Not going to work.

It looks a lot bigger next to a 14-year-old, okay?!