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Winter Weather Predicted To Be ‘Chaotic And Dangerous’ This Month

Close on the heels of the deadly storms currently crossing the U.S., meteorologists are predicting a bomb cyclone blizzard in the Midwest, an arctic blast across 88% of the U.S., thunderstorms across the Southeast, and an East Coast snowstorm. What do you think?

“Unfortunately, you really can’t prepare for something inevitable like this.”

Sandra Reichardt, Floor Waxer

“So is the nice part of the year now officially down to three days in April?”

Troy Tuzco, Drum Major

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“Godspeed, delivery drivers.”

Helen Sarfatti, Pistachio Separator

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