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Present For Mom Immediately Used To Make Dad Meal

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GENEVA, IL—Thanking her two children profusely for the lovely and thoughtful gift, local mom Tammy Idles immediately used a birthday present Monday to make her husband a meal. “So, who wants to try out my new air fryer?” said Idles, who within 60 seconds of unwrapping the box had already plugged the device into the wall and begun to make an elaborate recipe, remaining in the kitchen while the rest of her family went and watched TV. “You all are so sweet. This is really going to help me make so much healthy and delicious food for you. Now, who wants to watch Mommy bake herself a birthday cake?” At press time, Idles was telling her family that dinner was ready and getting cold, only to be informed that the show they were watching still had 10 more minutes.

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