Mom Asks Phone What That One Thing Called

VALPARAISO, IN—Frowning and reaching for her reading glasses so she could see better, local mother Justine Artese was reportedly asking her phone Wednesday what that one thing was called. “Alexis [sic], tell me, what is the thing?” said Artese, who was seen in her quest for knowledge holding down the volume button on her iPhone and repeatedly making demands of the device, her voice growing louder and louder with each subsequent attempt. “You know, the thing? I asked you about it yesterday. Don’t you remember? I was just thinking about it earlier, and then I remembered again. Unlock! Alexis? Hello? Help!” At press time, Artese was shouting “No, no, what?” as Siri was saying “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that.”