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Active-Duty Air Force Officer Wins Miss America

Madison Marsh, a Harvard graduate and 2nd lieutenant in the Air Force who was crowned Miss Colorado in May, was named 2024’s Miss America, becoming the first member of the military to win the title. What do you think?

“About time people start lauding our military.”

Emerret Tomberlin, Bathroom Regrouter

“Just goes to show that with hard work and determination, beauty is all that matters.”

Beatrice Meiselas, Systems Analyst

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“I wondered why she never once mentioned world peace.”

Timothy Soldz, Courtroom Sketch Artist

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