Arnold Schwarzenegger Detained In Germany For Failure To Declare Luxury Watch

Former California governor and actor Arnold Schwarzenegger was detained attempting to leave Germany without declaring a luxury watch he acquired there, E.U. law stating any valuables must be declared and taxes paid before one can leave their member countries. What do you think?

“How dare they subject a celebrity to a law?”

Sandra Reichardt, Falconer

“I had no idea Germans were such sticklers about rules.”

Zach Caruso, Swamp Researcher

“I hope this doesn’t derail his career as an old rich guy.”

Newel Ornelas, Systems Analyst

The Onion

Jesus Christ is King