New Petfinder Feature Allows Users To Browse Dogs That Already Have Homes But Would Be Easy To Steal

ST. LOUIS—In an effort to better connect prospective pet owners with animal companions ready for the taking, the website Petfinder announced a new feature Thursday allowing users to browse dogs that already had homes but would be relatively easy to steal. “Finding the perfect pet for you and your family can be a challenge, but Petfinder makes it easy with thousands of listings from all across the country of friendly dogs just sitting there in the front yard with no owner or security camera in sight whatsoever,” said company spokesperson Brian Horan, who demonstrated by sharing a listing for his next-door neighbor’s 9-month-old goldendoodle puppy, Coco, who was described as “confident,” “energetic,” and “unattended.” “We also allow you to filter your search by size, because while making off with a 50-pound English bulldog in your arms might be the perfect match for some, others might prefer a smaller breed they can nonchalantly tuck into their purse at the dog park while the owner’s back is turned. We believe all animals deserve a loving home, even if it makes some random family sad for a few days or whatever. It’s fine. They can always get another one—on Petfinder.” Horan went on to reveal the website’s new slogan, “Petfinders, keepers.”