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Kate Middleton Hospitalized After Abdominal Surgery

Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, will be hospitalized for two weeks following an abdominal surgery for an undisclosed medical condition and will not return to her royal duties till after Easter. What do you think?

“Hopefully the surgery won’t damage her ability to smile and wave.”

Eric Shimoma, Laundromat Attendant

“Okay, but what did she wear?”

Bethany Watkins, Sigil Designer

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“Everyone swallows a golf ball from time to time.”

Derek Romero, Unemployed

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