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Republicans Explain Why They Don’t Need Women Voters

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“To attract female voters, we would probably have to color the elephant logo pink and give it long eyelashes, and then we’d need to come up with a backstory for her. Maybe we’d call her Enid the Elephant and she’d be a mother of three adorable baby elephants. It’d just be such a headache.”

The Onion

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