Fake Joe Biden Robocall Tells New Hampshire Voters He Took A Paternity Test And He’s Their Dad

EXETER, NH—Raising concerns about the role that political misinformation and deepfakes might play in the coming presidential contest, election security experts confirmed the existence of a fake Joe Biden robocall Monday in which the sitting president tells New Hampshire voters that he took a paternity test and he’s their dad. “Hey there, kiddo, this is President Biden and I need to tell you something about the identity of your real father and that’s going to be a real doozy—it sure was for me,” said the voice purporting to be Biden, which reportedly spends the nearly 73-minute fabricated robocall holding back tears as he tells voters that he had made mistakes, but now wants to make up for lost time. “Listen, bud, I’m so sorry I wasn’t there for your T-ball games. But I’m here now, and I love you so very much and I’d love to watch you swing that bat. So don’t go to the polls on Tuesday. Take a train to my house in Wilmington and we’ll hash this all out over a bowl of Jillie’s famous soup. She isn’t your mom, by the way. But that’s a whole different story.” At press time, election experts had reportedly caused widespread disappointment after telling New Hampshire voters that the real Biden had no intention of taking them to the zoo and buying them an ice cream cone.