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The Perfect Home For Someone Who Is Still Married

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The ideal home for someone whose husband didn’t disappear six weeks ago after a fight about paper towels. Master bedroom comes with closet full of clothes for a man of medium height who, really, doesn’t deserve to call himself a man. Interested buyers may bring white wine.

The Onion

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