NEW YORK—Standing before a crowd of millennials, Gen Xers, and baby boomers, members of Generation Z announced at a press conference Wednesday that actress Julie Andrews was problematic, but they refused to explain why. “You know what she did—you just don’t want to admit it,” said Gen Z spokesperson Taylor Collaco, who rolled her eyes in response to requests from those who wanted to know what exactly the Sound Of Music star had said or done to have earned the ostracism of millions of Americans ages 12 to 27. “Yes, that Julie Andrews. Has she been so normalized that you can’t even see it? Yikes. Oh, come on, it’s not my job to educate you.” At press time, Gen Z had dropped a hint that it had something to do with the Genovian monarchy.
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