Man Wearing Hat In Every Dating Profile Picture Probably Hiding Wife And Kids Up There

CHICAGO—Saying she had learned what to look out for after years of being single, local woman Laura Powers reported Friday that any man who wore a hat in every picture on his dating profile was probably hiding a wife and kids up there. “If you’re scrolling through his photos and none of them show the top of his head, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what he’s concealing under that beanie,” said the 34-year-old, who remarked that having a family beneath your hat was nothing to be ashamed of, but that she wished men would be more upfront about it. “I’m obviously going to find out eventually—you can’t keep a lid on something like that forever. Instead of being completely taken aback by how different he looks when he takes his hat off and reveals the long-term partner and newborn baby on his head, I’d rather know ahead of time. But unfortunately, they expect me to sit through our first date pretending I don’t see a woman’s leg sticking out from their baseball cap.” Powers went on to say that plenty of women don’t care at all how much family a man has on his head, and some even find it kind of sexy.