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Woman Arrested For Theft Of $2,500 Worth Of Stanley Cups

A woman was arrested for stealing 65 Stanley cups, valued at $2,500, from a California store over the weekend, all of which were recovered by police from her car during a traffic stop. What do you think?

“I’m so behind the trend—I’ve still been stealing Nalgenes.”

Pia Cross, Loam Expert

“Please. Cops are always planting cups on people.”

Marco Sharp, Technical Poet

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“Wow, how many cup holders does her car have?”

Terrence Carey, Volunteer Bishop

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