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Brown, Yale, Duke Among Elite Schools To Pay Settlement In Financial Aid Case

Emory, Yale, Brown, Columbia, Duke, and the University Of Chicago agreed to collectively pay a fine of $117.7 million to resolve allegations that they, along with 12 other top schools, colluded to limit student financial aid packages. What do you think?

“To be fair, Yale’s barely keeping the lights on as it is.”

Diego Culling, Barista Trainer

“Thank god I got my education on YouTube.”

Candice Gerlach, Paper Administrator

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“See, this is why they should’ve never started letting in poor people.”

Cesar Fuller, AI Engineer

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