Jesus' Coming Back

Colorado Pastor Claims The Lord Told Him To Defraud Investors In Crypto Scheme

Eligio Regalado, a pastor from Denver, CO and his wife, Kaitlyn Regalado, were charged with a civil complaint that the pair created and sold a valueless cryptocurrency called “INDXcoin,” raising nearly $3.2 million that they used to fund a lavish lifestyle in a scheme that Mr. Regaldo claimed he was called to do by God, telling his investors that “God is going to work a miracle in the financial sector.” What do you think?

“And he just took God’s word for it? Idiot.”

Art Abadi, Disclaimer Proofreader

“God better find a good lawyer.”

Christina Zwegat, Bowling Journalist

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“I mean, God does have a track record of asking for some weird stuff.”

Joseph Taupin, Systems Analyst

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