Man Looks On Helplessly As Cascade Of Clear Liquid Fills Cup At Soda Fountain

FARGO, ND—Appearing baffled by the transparency of the fluid discharged from the machine, area man Luke Chambers was said to have looked on helplessly Wednesday as a soda fountain at a local Hardee’s began filling his 32-ounce cup with a cascade of clear liquid. “Wait, that’s not Pepsi—where’s did the Pepsi go?” said Chambers, who, after doubled-checking the label above the nozzle and confirming he had not accidentally selected Sierra Mist or some other clear beverage, reportedly became even more confused and remained unable to act. “This…this shouldn’t be happening. It isn’t right. Can somebody here help? I need really need some help!” After the clear liquid reached the brim of his cup, sources confirmed Chambers held the drink to his lips, took a few timid sips, and prayed that the strange, mysteriously unsweetened beverage would be refreshing enough to wash down his bacon double cheeseburger combo.