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Elon Musk’s Neuralink Implants Chip In First Human Brain

Elon Musk announced that his company Neuralink implanted its first brain-computer interface into a human and that the patient is “recovering well,” the goal of the new wireless device being to link directly into an individual’s cerebral cortex, allowing them to control a computer by thinking. What do you think?

“This is a big step towards someday making it possible to communicate with Elon Musk.”

Georgia Liu, Sex Toy Advocate

“Does the recipient know?”

Travis Searle, Rheumatologist

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“I guess he ran out of monkeys.”

Rufus Gittelson, Dream Interpreter

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